Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Sweet Pregnant Mama...

I think I'm the rudest mom in the land because last night, as my little ones were gathering themselves for a long winter's nap in their rooms, brushing their teeth, putting on pajamas, gathering books for their reading pleasure...I came around the corner screeching like a pterodactyl...with my best "blair witch face" up on my grill. You know the one...big eyes, nostrils flared, teeth a'flyin out. They cried and cried and cried...to which I laughed til I cried. Hey, at least I cried, jeez.

I'm totally getting the "Best Mom Of The Century" award from Oprah, I can feeeeeeel it.

7 comments:

jeremy said...

it's spring.

Nightmare said...

Scaring your kids is what GOOD parents do!

indygirl said...

Serves them right.

shark like a fox said...

maybe next time they'll clean their rooms

Mr Anigans said...

can i hear the pterodactyl screech?

Alli said...

Jeremy - No its not.

nightmare - I know! My dad did it every day. Look how normal I turned out.

Indy - Damn kids...they totally deserved it.

mama - does your boy clean his room yet?

anigans - yes. call me.

John Q. Public esq. said...

you know I still love you, however clowns and migets... thats where I draw the line...

all my best,

JQP