I think I'm the rudest mom in the land because last night, as my little ones were gathering themselves for a long winter's nap in their rooms, brushing their teeth, putting on pajamas, gathering books for their reading pleasure...I came around the corner screeching like a pterodactyl...with my best "blair witch face" up on my grill. You know the one...big eyes, nostrils flared, teeth a'flyin out. They cried and cried and cried...to which I laughed til I cried. Hey, at least I cried, jeez.
I'm totally getting the "Best Mom Of The Century" award from Oprah, I can feeeeeeel it.
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it's spring.
Scaring your kids is what GOOD parents do!
Serves them right.
maybe next time they'll clean their rooms
can i hear the pterodactyl screech?
Jeremy - No its not.
nightmare - I know! My dad did it every day. Look how normal I turned out.
Indy - Damn kids...they totally deserved it.
mama - does your boy clean his room yet?
anigans - yes. call me.
you know I still love you, however clowns and migets... thats where I draw the line...
all my best,
JQP
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