You Think She's An Open Book, But You Don't Know Which Page To Turn To

lost blogs are totally freakin weird, yo

http://nanowrimoalli.blogspot.com/


I totally didn't even know I had this. Check one. Check two.

Ow! My Entire Life!!!

i love the mall...i wish the mall could be my ringtone

Smart Ass

“or tell her to light the string on her tampon and blow her box up because its the only bang she's ever gonna get...just to spite her beauty you know?"
- Alli E. circa 2005

thanks to Kris for the reminder

Her Dad Types Slow, But WHAT A Conversationalist!

Alli says:
your dad is funny

Alli says:
he talks slow

k r i s t e n says:
yeah he types....not good

k r i s t e n says:
haha did you guys chat?

Alli says:
oh yes

Alli says:
well it went like this:

k r i s t e n says:
haha

Alli says:
Dear Ali

Alli says:
Kristen has to go spend some time with Ethan, who just woke up. She will speak with you tomorrow as she will probably be gone for quite a while.

Alli says:
to which I said OK

Alli says:
and he said: Poor guy got shots today, so he's been quite the moper!

Alli says:
and then I said goodnight, and he said "Night"

Alli says:
the end.

k r i s t e n says:
amazing

Alli says:
indeed!

k r i s t e n says:
you guys really bonded

Alli says:
we totally did

Pauly Shore In A Light Vinegrette

We just went to the House Of Blues for a lunch date with some friends who are getting married. He's from Salt Lake City, she's from Hemet, California which is the armpit of the planet, well almost, right after Baker, Barstow and Victorville. I love the atmosphere there, LOVE. I'd totally decorate a room in my house in all Voodoo lovin and art. Totally. Its so sweet.

Anyway, the baby was charming everyone in there, standing on the table when we'd hold his fingers and stuff, and because of it, we had excellent service. I had catfish nuggests with sweet potato fries and a field greens salad with goat cheese and pecans in a tomato/shallot vinegrette. Hot damn, it rocked my socks.

So yeah, while we were there, we saw that Pauly Shore is coming in "concert".

Huh?

Wtf?

Concert?

K, I'll let you absorb that for a minute:



















done? K good. Now, can you explain it to me? Please?

and then there were 2

a convo circa spring of '05

Sharklikeafox: k I’m going over to Jers

Opiate Alli: right now?

Sharklikeafox: yeah

Opiate Alli: wtf are you crazy?

Sharklikeafox: what?

Opiate Alli: it’s 2am

Sharklikeafox: oh it’s not like that, he’s just a night owl like me

Opiate Alli: hahahhahaa

Opiate Alli: you don’t know anything about boys do you

Sharklikeafox: I guess not

Sharklikeafox: k I’m going

Opiate Alli: have fun with your new boyfriend


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how profound...no?

Rearranged Our Entire House Tonight

And we spoke no words, but just nodded and smiled at eachother (the hubs and I) as we would pass because we can't, and I mean CAN NOT get enough of M.I.A.

That chick is hot. Mmmm, Sri Lanka via London...oh and her dad is like...a freedom fighter and its sweet.


then, when Arular was over, we were obsessed with the ess oh VEEEEE!!!! (sov aka Lady Sovereign) If you wanna hear what makes her impressive, FIND FIND FIND the song "little bit of shhh", its remixed by Adrock, and y'all know that can't be bad. She's a badass, I dig her mucho graciasosososooo. I'm certain our neighbors hate us. We likes it loud for hours...not just our music. I KEED! No, I don't, ok, yes wait no...I don't.

so good, gosh damn. Its times like these that I remember why Mike and I love eachother so much. Music + us = hell yeah

Chow Yun Fat

is going to be the bad guy in Pirates 3. HELL YEAH BEBEH!

Also, I'm going to be looking for another job here in Vegas so I don't have to move. I'm having panic attacks at the thought of it although I love Seattle. I have yet to tell my boss, so DON'T SAY ANYTHING, BETCH!

Such An Awesome Show

We went to a show last night and saw these guys

They did this dance live. These guys are hilarious, and you all know that if boys are talented and funny, I'm all over it.




This next one is my favorite of theirs, at 2 minutes 32 seconds...I laugh every time. They sang this but alas, no treadmills were to be seen on stage. It's cool. I'm still going to marry them. Oh, and I'm gonna go see them in LA next weekend and San Diego in November. Their live show is just that good.

Love - Mackenzie



K bye.

yay!

no more babies for me.

unless I want them, inwhich that means I'm crazy. I did hear from 2 different palm readers/tarot readers that I'm supposed to have twins. Riiiiiiiight.

me + iud = sanity.

BETCH!!!

For my sweet baby Chairkicker/Jay/Hazel Motes

I loves you very very much, BETCH!

I Can't Get Enough Of:

1. diet Coke
2. Red Vines
3. the Walk The Line soundtrack with Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon singing all of the songs.
4. Excederin
   

I'm gonna die without these things I think. Seriously.

Here's why:

1. diet Coke, my mother drank it, we used to steal it because she'd never let us have it so when we did get our mitts around a can of it, we thought we'd just won the lottery. Hence forth, I am an addict.
2. Ok, um, no reason, I just need to tell you I've NEVER, EVER EVEN ONCE in my life gone to the movies without them. Ever. I go before hand and make sure I buy soft ones. Every time. I'm OCD, sue me. I also just likes what I likes...
3. First, Joaquin Phoenix = so so so hot. Scars and all. Omg. Secondly, his deep voice, all Johnny Cash like. Oh, don't get me wrong, I loves me some Cash, but holy crap...when JP sings deep like that, I melt into a puddle of passionate mess. Whew, I need a shower for real. I love deep voices like no other. Somebody help me. Plus, I think Reese is the cutest actress alive. She's so cute.
4. I get headaches daily. That's all. Oh oh! And it has caffeine as a bonus! yay!

the end.

ps, deep voices + me = panties off.

Also, so you know my state of mind right now...I have all 4. Yep, now would be the time to ask me for money. I'm happy.

About This Picture:

Found HERE

	shark like a fox says: how did you get your kitchen to be all clean at the exact moment you had your camera out? i need to master that trick Posted 24 hours ago.
	Alli Castaspella says: Obviously you can't see the dishes in the sink... Posted 23 hours ago.
	shark like a fox says: my kitchen counters are covered in mail, new dishes i have purchased but not yet washed and put away, paperwork, laundry, not-yet-put-away-groceries, and baby toys. so your kitchen looks pretty darn clean to me. Posted 2 hours ago.
	Alli Castaspella says: first off, I have dishes for you...remember, I had too many before I got remarried last year to a man who had a completely furnished house before moving here...I would have stocked your cabinets totally up. second of all, I guess it does look ok. I'm a bit ocd since my divorce...I guess I figured new life...new start. Posted 43 minutes ago.
	shark like a fox says: yes but i found some gorgeous Macy's dishes at goodwill for 60 cents apiece.... second of all, i guess since you have a husband who actually loves you now, it seems more worth it. Posted 39 minutes ago.
	Alli Castaspella says: this is true...so true. Cleaning up for a bum-head isn't fun. Cleaning up for love when you're never asked too is a pleasure...I learned that one the hard way. Posted 35 minutes ago.
	shark like a fox says: also, i love how your kids paintings are movie posters for The Grudge. Posted 26 minutes ago.
	Alli Castaspella says: Hey, I never said they weren't like me... Funny thing is, I walked over and said "saWEET!" when I saw it. You know I'm one of those moms who doesn't like to stifle artistic expression. Posted 25 minutes ago.
	shark like a fox says: artistic expression stifling only leads to unabomberism. Posted 12 minutes ago.
	Alli Castaspella says: yes, that and self mutilation. Posted a moment ago. Flickr really IS the new blogger.

BFF Talkin'

	Alli Castaspella says: I still can't believe he sits up... Posted 22 hours ago.
	shark like a fox says: he's a go-getter. Posted 2 hours ago.
	Alli Castaspella says: he's too big already. I have a hard time believing my Harper will be this big at Christmas. Gross. Posted 24 minutes ago.
	shark like a fox says: the other day he was standing up to the ottoman, holding on, and he turned around, let go, and tried to walk away. he fell flat on his face.....but the fact that he tried scares me!!!! Posted 22 minutes ago.
	Alli Castaspella says: the days of semi-freedom are over. also, the days of him looking relatively un-abused are also over. Prepare yourself for dirty looks at every store because your baby looks like somebody punched him in the eye sockets and forehead with a tire-iron. Posted 14 minutes ago.
	shark like a fox says: yes, if he continues to take nose-dives into the duplo box, i'm in trouble. Posted 10 minutes ago.
	Alli Castaspella says: wait til he smacks his lip on the coffee table, that's nothin but pain for all of ya. Posted 7 minutes ago.
	shark like a fox says: he's going to be walking at christmas. i KNOW it. oh man.....we'll have to put the christmas tree on the table. Posted 74 seconds ago.
	Alli Castaspella says: Uh yeah. Unless you want him to die to death. Posted 1 second ago.

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Shark like a fox: god if i only had money to burn...and by burn i mean spend

Me: I could get you a job as a teller at WaMu. You'd make between $9-$12. Seriously. Just say the word kid. Wait til I move there, we'll get a house with a basement/split level. You can move in and we'll find a nanny to come in and watch our 3 babies. Yep. I said 3 babies. I think I'm pregnant.

Shark like a fox: 9-12 an hour wouldn't even be 2000 a month take home. :o( That's hard to
live on in Seattle. i made $15 to $20 at the restaurant, but im' neve working there again. that place gets you pregnant! i need to finish my degree! sigh..... i'm a looosah.

i wish to win the lottery. last night i was having crazy fantasies about 55 million dollars. my only problem is that i dont buy lottery tickets. so winning is going to be complicated............sigh. but when i DO win, i'm buying a ginormous house that will hold all of us. you know...10 bedrooms with a maid and a home theater.....that sort of place. your family can totally live off me. i dont mind a bit.

also.....you get pregnant a lot! you're the most fertile lady i know!!! except for me.

Me: $2000 a year when you're living in a house I rent that has a Mother In Law cottage in the back that you rent for whatever you can afford will be a LOT of money. Especially since we'll eat all meals together and share a nanny.

You need to play the lottery. Post haste, I have a feeling about it. Also, I will totally live off of you if you win...I promise. PS, now what? Should I get a test? Mike will off himself, I'm sure of
it.

Shark like a fox: and if i was still getting DSHS, i could get a nanny stipend (and you could
too since you have 82340234 dependents) so our nany wouold only cost us like $90 apiece a month. i have a feelign about it too. but i always talk myself out of it. when we get our mansion, we need a "bamboo room." with a pond in it. yes? get a test. it's better to know sooner.

Me: DAMNIT I wish you were still on welfare. Ok, so that's perhaps the most awesome thing I have ever said. You should blog about it. I miss our blogs about convos. You go get lottery tickets, I'll go get a test. Also, we should have a rap room, only for rap listening. Dre, Snoop, JayZ, Xibit. You know...

Shark like a fox: i AM still on welfare. and so long as i make less than $1975 a month, i shall stay on welfare. i miss our blog convos too. we are so funny!!!!!! omg i think i totally will buy a lottery ticket.....but.....i dont even know how. that sounds crazy? seriously, i wouldn't know how to tell if i had a winning number. or how to buy one. or anything. i'm lottery-stupid. and a dressing room....with lots of costumes and mirrors and make up and those lighted make up tables. for....you know...dressing up.

Me: Hooray for welfare!!! I think I actually qualify for it when Joe isn't paying me, and I bring home about $4000 per month...but I do have 326626172 dependents, you're right. Anyway, Joe got his court papers today, called me and said "can you wait til Friday when I'll give you $1000?"


I said Sweet MAMA JAMMA! HELL YES! Not really, I actually said "I guess. Whatever"

Ok, I admit, I don't know how to play the lottery either. I suck.

Shark like a fox: here....calculate your eligibility.....it will also tell you how much you'd have to pay for daycare. http://www1.dshs.wa.gov/esa/TEC/

ummm Kyle called me and said "if you drive over to see me i'll give you money" but what that actually means is that he'll fill my gas tank. because he spent all his money on booze and cigarettes. sigh. so i called the child support office and apparently they "had the wrong address for him" despite the fact that i gave them the correct addres...the address i have mailed numerous things to....and he has received them....but apparently, they couldn't seem to get paperwork to him for the last 4 months....bullcrap. a friend of mine who works there says that if you dont call everyday and nag, your case will never progress. motherf'er.....

there's got to be like a "how to play the lottery" website or something....

i want my 55 millions!

Me: Kyle is a retard. So is the state of Washington. Nuff said.

Do You Watch Lost?

Well, if you do, you'll know that sometimes its a re-run for absolutely no reason. Or sometimes, they just do re-runs for 29903 weeks in a row and just when you're just about to stop watching, they throw you in a super awesome new one. Well! I've found the cure for the "is it new tonight?" blues...

Go Here to see it. (islostarepeat.com)

Awesome. Nuff said.

Standoff

There's a standoff right now with a student who has a 25 automatic at a high school about 4 miles from my house. Sweet.

I'm moving.