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working on Martin Luther King Jr. Day is rude, esp. when my husband is half black, which makes my baby one quarter black.

rude!

I should protest like that Rosa Parks lady who got hit by the white bus. Isn't that what happened to her?

Also, today is my grandfather's funeral. What a day.

update in all lowercase for funsies

omgawsh. where do i start? ok so i love the new job, and it makes me want to type in all lowercases because most obviously i type in all caps all day long because that's how i operate. its my modus operandum or operandus or whatever. i like to show the new job people that i'm serious by typing in all caps. got it? k sweet

also! baby has 2 bottom teeth. also he doesn't like drinkin through straws, even though drinkin straws are the drinkin best.

also, i like dressin up for work. i think business suits are hot.

oh and one more thing, send me money. ok bye.